Mystery Cutlery

Somebody bought me a shirt? The other day, I received in the mail this shirt of the alien half-breed, "Mr. Spork". I'd love to thank my benefactor, but the shirt arrived with absolutely no indication of who might have sent it. Was it one of you, oh my readers? I've already questioned the usual suspects, but they deny it. It is only logical that you take credit for your generosity.

2008.10.09 at 12:00am EDT