The Flourishing Branch

This branch contains links to files that I either authored in full, or helped author. Some of them are funny, some of them are informative, some of them are both, and some of them are neither.

Legal incantation: All of the work in the Flourishing Branch is Copyright © 1994 - 2024 Elliott C. Evans (except where otherwise noted) and may not be copied for any use that involves money. These items may be linked to on the net freely, but please do not copy them elsewhere without permission.

Art Credit: The Zorn background for the graphic above was provided by Andrew Looney, author of the Iceland comic strip from which the background is taken.

• The Professional Collection
• My resume.
• My publications.
• My Project Gallery
• My Picture Gallery
• My Video Gallery
• Custom Embroidery Patterns
• Making Custom Card Boxes
• The Martian Chessboard Section
• Eeyore's Ford Focus page
• My Game Design page
• The LOL Collection
• "LOL6", LOLcats meet "The Prisoner"
• "The LOLcky Horror Picture Show", LOLcats meet Rocky Horror
• "BLOLD RUNNER", Blade Runner meets LOLcats
• My Collection of Essays
• Cat Story
• "Almost Famous" is a Modern Myth
• I fly for the clouds.
• Essays I've yet to write
• A Shrine to Anita Tuvin Schlechter
• My New Short Duration Personal Savior
• A fictional ad for iCehouse
• How to Drop-Proof Your PalmIII
• The Kurt Vonnegut Collection
  • The Kurt Vonnegut Booklist
  • Something about The Vonnegut Encyclopedia
  • Who the Hell is Wanda June?
• The "Fuk Wid Yer Hed" Collection
• Do Not Lick Stickers
• X T-shirts
• Extra penis length certificates
• The Swiss Army Brick
• The Official Five Question Purity Test
• An animated GIF entitled "A Clockwork Pushpin"